That’s what you hear if you go read Iowa’s village idiot, Brian Pickrell and check out his sickening descent (assuming he wasn’t already this low) into madness. Sheer madness, rather. Is there a protruding limb for him to grasp as the GOP collapses into a steaming pile of hypocrisy and chronic dishonesty? May the clouds themselves decelerate his fall? Or will there be one last squawk before a deafening silence?
At Iowa Voice one can see the gears of self-deception turn inside Brian’s eyes. They echo the demented babbling of Limbaugh and Dennis Hastert, which is all the justification Detective Pickrell needs to put together his case files on how, somehow, some way as of yet undetected…the Democrats are all behind this!
According to Brian, there are about two dozen different angles on this from the Democrats. This is obvious, because the normal reaction to the Foley fracas would be to do the bare minimum and brush the rest under the table. Oh, whoops, that’s what got them in this trouble in the first place, isn’t it?
For instance, did you know we’re ignoring Foley? He looks to Powerline for this:
One of the reasons why the Democrats/press prefer not to talk about Foley, I think, it that they are uncomfortable about shining a light on an obvious and highly troubling aspect of gay culture: the fact that boys are viewed as appropriate objects of desire by many homosexuals.
Whew, so unlike heterosexuals, eh? Girls everywhere rest comfortably knowing that adult men won’t look at them until they’re 18. IT’S TRUE!
Oh, wait…Democrats aren’t doing any such thing as ignoring Foley, they’re just ignoring the fact that gays are naturally perverted. It’s a good thing that Republicans always try to avoid looking homophobic.
Brian offers plenty of links to the greater blogosphere to make it quite clear he isn’t coming up with this shit on his own. Well, he doesn’t come with anything on his own, but that’s beside the point. The point is this: go click away, folks. Check it out. See for yourself the mountains of evidence accumulated at Gateway Pundit and other extremely disturbed people. They’re virtually ready to pull the noose tight.
Yes, they’ve managed to conclusively prove that “Radical Gay Activists” knew Foley was…gay! And that he, a man in his late 40’s/early 50’s liked men…half his age!!
Those poor twenty-five year old babies! Some were described as being “close to underage,” even! Damn you, liberal conspirators! Dennis Hastert and the Republican leadership depended on you to get to the bottom of this.
But I go off on tangents. The evidence is there, and you don’t have to tap your Judy Garland Commemorative Red Ruby Slippers (you have them because you’re gay) three times to see it. Ready?
“I received copies of these emails several months ago, but couldn’t confirm their veracity so I did not report on them.” â€” John Aravosis, Americablog
The FBI had them by July, but face it, this is the smoking gun. John Aravosis didn’t run with unsubstantiated evidence.
Clearly no such inhibitions bind the Gay Ole’ Party:
“The people who want to see this thing blow up are ABC News and a lot of Democratic operatives, people funded by George Soros.” -Dennis Hastert
You know, the guy who did nothing wrong. Wow, Brian is going to have one hell of a backstroke after he gets done with his retractions. I haven’t read him this evening, but at this point it’s just more things he’ll have to take back very soon in the future.
Learn from Brian. If it feels right, make allegations. Listen to your gut, however bloated it may be. Evidence sucks.
p.s. All y’all muthas feel free to try finding any more evidence over at Brian’s Meltdown Extravaganza, let me know when you find anything more substantial than Karl Rove’s integrity. Or George Bush’s grasp of the Constitution.