AKA “Stop me, oh stop me…Stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before…”
To get the full effect, you need to speak the following in a monotonous suburban Minnesota accent (only slightly more subtle than the infamous Fargo accent), removing all nuance and punctuation, except to raise the pitch of your voice at the end of the third paragraph to make it sound like a question.
Hello. I’m calling for John McCain and the RNC, because you need to know that Barack Obama used his position as a state Senator to give $14 million of our tax dollars to his long-time political donor, convicted felon Tony Rezko.
And Democrats’ solution to the financial crisis is to raise our taxes and give it to those who don’t pay a single penny in federal income tax.
[Ed.: She either said “And Democrats’…”, or really slurred “And, the Democrat…”]
Barack Obama and his Democrat allies lack the judgment to lead our country.
This call has been paid for by the Republican National Committee and McCain-Palin 2008 at 866-558-5591.
This aural gem landed in my cell phone’s voice mail over the lunch hour today. John McCain, thank you for obliging me to pay to hear your lies.