Suri Cruise is hottest tot, says pedophiles.

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 @ 12:57 pm | Culture

Or, actually, Forbes magazine, but still pretty goddamned sick anyway. Suri Cruise is as cute as a button, but she and other small children are not hot.

-jb

3 Responses to “Suri Cruise is hottest tot, says pedophiles.”

  1. oscar Says:

    Crackwhore Whitney Houston started it with her belief that children are our future.

  2. jeromy Says:

    Duh!

  3. Moliticon Says:

    I have been fortunate enough to acquire a small list for your reading pleasure: http://dfa.meetup.com/boards/thread/2075382