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Saturday, December 13th, 2008 @ 9:37 pm | Clueless Conservatives

Century of the Common Iowan links to a great post about some of the goofy sex related passages in the Old Testament. Not only is the Christian bible arguably the most genocidal book ever written, it’s also chock full of equally extreme marital advice. Some of my favorites:

A. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between one man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5)

B. Marriage shall not impede a man’s right to take concubines in addition to his wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 11:21)

Big pimpin’!!

The truly hilarious part can be found in the comments section:

Anonymous said…

Laughable….liberals are pretty selective on their use of the Old Testament. Don’t forget Leviticus, what does it say about a man lying with another man?

Laughable, indeed!


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