Iowa Liberal

Our honored beer today is actually a wine, Charles Shaw, affectionately known as “Two-Buck Chuck.” Any time one goes into Trader Joe’s, Charles Shaw is sold at the price of two dollars. What’s that mean? That you get fucked up for less money!

Being a Philistine, used to primarily $7 wine, it tastes just as good to me. The merlot gives a light, buoyant buzz after the consumption of an entire bottle, without the indigestion I get from drinking beer or the sudden annihilation provided by various combinations of vodka or gin. Plus, I can be more productive on merlot than any other kind of booze. Try to identify the blog posts written after a bottle of Two-Buck Chuck!

-jb

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