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Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 @ 11:56 pm | Clueless Conservatives

Get rid of these two dumb bastards. I’m sorry, but if you’ve heard anything from these guys that didn’t sound like Forrest Gump on acid, you might be high on something yourself.

The best line these guys have been able to come up with is that Obama wasn’t televising health care deliberations, and now that he’s happily obliged, they’re busy stammering and whining about “traps” and now they swear it’s a jobs summit they want televised.

Until they don’t, I guess. Of course, it’s just another football to pull away as soon as Democrats try to kick it. Anybody who thinks otherwise at this point is either blinkered or naive.

It’s been tough times for most people in this country, and I’ve only recently managed to pull myself out of a financial tailspin (contrary to popular rumor, liberals are quite good at pulling themselves up by their bootstraps…for a good example, check out Barack Obama’s life story, then contrast it with George W. Bush). Yet the only perceptible thought going on in the heads of Boehner, Cantor, or any other Republican politician has been, “If I just keep screaming NO and blocking anything Democrats try, people will be so pissed they’ll throw out more Democrats than Republicans, and then-”

Nothing exists past that point. These guys got nothing. They only know they want more Republicans in office. Who even knows why any more? Like I said, have any of you actually listened to these weak sauce fools speak lately? Any liberal worth their salt is a bit raw over Obama’s centrism, for which he gets no recognition, but he’s worth more than every Republican in Congress put together, and that’s as simple as it gets.

2010: Clear out the Republican roadblockers. Give the Democrats a chance to actually pass a bill without 40+ Republicans constipating the process like the miserable clump of compressed turds they’ve been. Nothing else makes a lick of sense, and it’s gonna take more than “I HATE INCUMBENTS!!!” to fix what ails this country. I mean, if any of you can tell me of doctors who deal with a gall bladder by replacing the heart, lungs, liver, spleen and kidneys, by all means. But things don’t work that way. Wake up, folks!

-hw

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