She knows what the people want.

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010 @ 11:03 pm | Clueless Conservatives

It’s only insulting to call a woman a Barbie doll piece of ass with no brains if that doesn’t actually describe her. I suppose I’m supposed to fill up with some “Real American” pride that capitalism allowed Sarah Palin to get plastic surgery to look more like the porn actress who portrayed her in the withering satire Who’s Naylin’ Paylin. But I don’t.

It’s virtually a truism that Sarah Palin’s looks are a huge part of her appeal, since she’s rarely ever said anything of value that wasn’t written for her. Just because the GOP can produce endless volumes of defense mechanism whining if you call one of their stupid candidates stupid doesn’t mean they aren’t still really, undeniably, incurably stupid. “Call me…”??? Really? Why on earth would Obama call Sarah Palin, other than to learn how to quit his job and cash in? Maybe get some tips on how to accumulate a critical mass of ethics violations?

-hw

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