Real women have curves.

Meghan McCain makes a good point about the expectation that women in the media be attractive and slim. I don’t know about you, but every time I’ve ever seen Meghan McCain, girl looks good as hell.

I saw a Fox News reporter (local) the other day, and I couldn’t believe how skinny she was. She was, in an auditorium, possibly the skinniest female in the room over the age of 18. It’s an important reminder that what passes for normal on television looks like a gaunt bag of bones in person.

Back in my single days, I dated every kind of woman on the planet. Six foot models, short chubbsters, girls with ninety-five pounds of hair and makeup and ten pounds of body, athletic-types, and so on. What I realized was that I didn’t want a prize chihuahua for a woman. I liked muscle on women, and I liked softness. To me, that kind of hard/soft has a nice yin yang quality that completes the definition of female. Feminine female. This is what Renaissance painters understood. I am fortunate to be married to a very beautiful woman in that regard.

So stick-and-bones Laura Ingraham dissing Meghan McCain was quite ironic to me. But it also resonates. Ingraham, who sounds like the meanest sorority girl on campus every minute that she speaks, doesn’t represent anywhere near the majority of women. Meghan McCain could walk into 95% of the bars of America and be one of the hottest gals in the room.

The bulk of people aren’t very attractive. It’s a wonder so many people do get married and have sex with each other, because frankly most people are pretty damn unsightly naked. Most people are happy to have a particular feature that is nice, even if they can’t point to anything other than their eyes or hair. The grassroots is fugly, folks.

And so are most men who get paid to air their thoughts in the media. Unless you think a three-way between Chris Matthews, Bill Maher, and Neil Cavuto would be teh hawtness.

Yet the secret of it all is that most of us do learn to transcend external beauty. Even the beautiful must wither before time and accept humility or be crushed (or chopped up on a plastic surgeon’s table until they look like freaks). The normal, human experience of love is between two somewhat oddly-shaped people who look at each other and see the complete person in all their glory. And they don’t ignore what feels good when it comes to appraising what looks good. People who like to tout “heartland values” ought to recognize that in the heartland, Meghan McCain is practically Marilyn Monroe.

Unfortunately, while we treat male commentators and other important figures in generous fashion, waving through all manner of disgusting lumpy bodies and hairpieces (only extremes- turtle-faces like Mitch McConnell or gigantic lard-masses like Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, or Chris Christie- really get razzed much), we apply a stringent standard to women in the public eye. It’s bad enough that it matters at all, but the window is so narrow only anorexics can get through. It’s frankly quite deranged.

So perk up, Meghan. You’ve correctly identified the transgressors, and it’s certainly not you.

p.s. All this applies to Michele Obama as well, who is the sexiest damn First Lady since Jackie Kennedy, if not all time. Holy smokes, how anybody criticizes her for having a feminine ass when she’s so crazy fit just blows my mind.


2 Responses to “Real women have curves.”

  1. Jldmeyer Says:

    I think there is also an issue with Meghan that they also don’t like. She doesn’t follow the cue cards. She doesn’t come to the same talking points consensus that her ill-informed peers want her to. Sure, she is a republican but at least she can tell you her opinion and why she thinks that way without giving the exact same answer that everyone else spouts out verbatim and I admire her for that. She is capable of coming to a conclusion without all the hate and baseless lies she is expected to speak and she comes to that conclusion for what she feels is right based on her own experiences and her own feelings. I guess since they cannot attack her for her beliefs then they will attack her for her looks. She is by far more attractive than they would ever care to admit. My tip for Meghan? Don’t listen to them! As soon as you go under the knife you will never, ever look the same again. You look beautiful without cat eyes and eyebrows half way up your forehead. Surprised shouldn’t be a regular facial expression.

  2. Henry Whistler Says:

    This is true, her worst sin is not following the Republican line as strictly as the radicals would want. Not that she’s ever said much of importance anyway. The biggest slam you can make on her is that if her last name weren’t McCain nobody would give a rat’s ass what she has to say. Yeah, she’s a model for young non-crazy Republicans, but if she’s ever explained coherently what her actual beliefs as a Republican are I’ve yet to hear it.