Welcome, military voters!

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007 @ 7:41 pm | Christian Right, Clueless Conservatives

The rightwing social police just can’t help themselves.

Dozens of religious and anti-pornography groups have complained to Congress and Defense Secretary Robert Gates that a Pentagon board set up to review magazines and films is allowing sales of material that Congress intended to ban.

“They’re saying ‘we’re not selling stuff that’s sexually explicit’ … and we say it’s pornography,” says Donald Wildmon, head of the American Family Association, a Christian anti-pornography group. A letter-writing campaign launched Friday by opponents of the policy aims to convince Congress to “get the Pentagon to obey the law,” he adds.

As long as I breathe, I will defend the right of soldiers to jack off to porn.

How is it the right still commands military votes? They’ve been trying to discredit liberals for years now for swearing (to which I say 2 plus fucking 2 is still fucking 4), and now they’re going after titty rags. Not to mention most are chickenhawk cowards who dodge any real combat but consider themselves brave to keep dreaming up new wars for the American soldier.

Welcome to the Democratic Party, soldiers. You get porn and body armor!

-jb

One Response to “Welcome, military voters!”

  1. Ali Says:

    I join hands….ummm…..ok let go of my hand…..ewww that’s grosss…..