Thought-deprived goon of the day.

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007 @ 12:16 am | Clueless Conservatives, Energy

This call to arms comes from the…ah, “Astute Blogger.”

THE ONLY THING STANDING IN THE WAY OF US EXPLOITING THE OIL IN THESE REGIONS (AND US BUILDING MORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS AND MORE COAL-BURNING POWER PLANTS) IS THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.

REPEAT: THE ONLY THING BETWEEN US AND CHEAPER ENERGY AND A GROWING WORLD ECONOMY IS THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.

WE MUST DEFEAT THEM.

FOR THE CHILDREN.

Wow. Sometimes the sensation of disconnect from somebody who is drifting in Imaginationland is like a chill wind. It takes some serious sociopathic tendencies to say with a straight face, “We must increase our burning of coal…for the children!”

Yes, if it weren’t for the children we really wouldn’t be that concerned about powering the giant trucks scooting around the suburbs of America and keeping our TVs on. It’s all for the children! They’re the ones who have spent their whole lives in a technologically advanced world! They don’t know about simpler times like we do (we had four channels when I was a kid!).

Imagine the glee among coal executives that actual human beings are willing and ready to say such things without being paid massive sums of money. This “Astute Blogger” is blowing them and not even charging a quarter. He could at least ask for a cheeseburger!

-jb

One Response to “Thought-deprived goon of the day.”

  1. Matt W Says:

    Using all caps makes him right.