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Saturday, November 17th, 2007 @ 1:40 am | Energy

In the future, you will be able to shove a giant high-tech pump up your ass which will then begin to shrink your body’s fatty tissues thus charging a battery with the energy. This battery will power your car for 300 miles. Your car will emit no gases, make no sound.

In the meantime, we’ve always got the animals

Oof, my vegan girlfriend wouldn’t like that. But it seems she wants to be my ex-girlfriend as of this morning. By lunch I was wiping chicken grease off my face. I always cut the fat off my meat. Now we can make fuel out of it. Cool.

-jb

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