Percocet dreams.

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 @ 10:34 am | We'll post whatever we goddamned want to

I was in my childhood bed, except I was apparently Bill Clinton, and Hillary was in bed with me, buck naked, yelling at me and flinging sheets over various scandals because I didn’t take them seriously. She was curvy and solid, much like my newly-ex-girlfriend, definitely some sweet meat between the sheets, but I, being poor old Bill, wasn’t getting any that night.

See why I ain’t been posting much this last week? Cuz shit like the above paragraph gets written, yo!

-jb

2 Responses to “Percocet dreams.”

  1. Dana Says:

    And this is different from your other writings how? 🙂

  2. pablo Says:

    women in power have a certain sexiness about them…